Man with the Hand

Well to answer all the critics out there who find it necessary to speculate on the tainted mental status of the “man with the hand” in the last squirrel video, he is not a pervert. There are no sexual “pole” innuendos except for the blatant “bird reference”. Furthermore, I have asked several of my colleagues at lunch about the comments and in their professional option they think the person is a female, has deep seeded sexual confusion and may suffer from formicophilia is a Gomphipothic or performs Genuphallation. They also hypothesize that the person drives a small car, which I found to be odd, but they showed me the statistics. I asked what type of therapy one should get for her/his condition, but the pizza came and we started to eat. Sorry.

Squirrel part 2
Some have asked if there will be a Squirrel part 2? Is Thom really dead? You will have to wait and see to find out…but I’m sorry it won’t be pretty. I am just waiting for some original music.

(See also http://squirrelproject.blogspot.com/2005/06/new-video-for-you-to-watch.html)


Max
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